Big Submariner
a big submariner is the commander of submariners. they are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky p–py diapers. this strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. they are also known to partic-p-te in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a big sub’s whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.
me: my god, sir are you okay?
old man: no, me be seein’ one in lexington
me: saw what?
old man: it be huge, son. i be seein’ one of ’em big submariner…
me: oh my, that must’ve been terrible
old man: aye! it almost took me hearin’
me: my god, what a terrible thing to see, i’m glad you lived!
a big submariner is the commander of submariners. they are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky p–py diapers. this strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. they are also known to partic-p-te in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a big sub’s whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.
me: my god, sir are you okay?
old man: no, me be seein’ one in lexington
me: saw what?
old man: it be huge, son. i be seein’ one of ’em big submariners…
me: oh my, that must’ve been terrible
old man: aye! it almost took me hearin’
me: my god, what a terrible thing to see, i’m glad you lived!
a giant, commander of submariners, who destroys trolls with torpedos the size of school buses, big submariners prefer not to travel in rivers, due to the water being filled with the tears of trolls.
a big submariner spots a troll, he quickly launches his torpedos and surfaces to play the song “we all live in a yellow submarine”.
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