Big-top Creampie
not the conventional “creampie”; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her s-xual desires to fornicate with a clown. when the clown nears his -rg-sm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and -j-c-l-t-s on it. after the clown -j-c-l-t-s on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman’s face, splattering whipped cream, s-m-n, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).
this s-xual act is a variant form of “sploshing”, a term which may be more familiar to the british, and the british alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure s-xual groups present in the more rural regions of america, as well).
although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great american circus era at the turn of the 19th century. today, this s-xual act may most-likely be seen in today’s fetish p-rnography, or the more extreme humorous p-rnographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
clown: i was boning the bearded lady last night and when i was about to c-m, i told her i wanted to give her a creampie.
midget animal handler: really!? what did she say?
clown: oh, she obliged of course! so i pulled out of the v-g-n-, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! all in one smooth motion.
midget animal handler: get outta here! how did she react!? what did she say?
clown: she said ‘what in the f-ck was that!?’, and i said “…a big-top creampie!” then i honked my bicycle horn twice.”
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