big words
words that aren’t in someone’s limited vocabulary, so they accuse you of trying to “sound intelligent” when what they really mean is, clearly you are more intelligent than i am, and i should pick up a dictionary.
or any other book.
joshua: “the thing with g-d is he never has proven himself. people attribute things to him, however science has just as much “proof” for evolution and non creationism.”
michael: “g-d definitely exists. i can feel his divine presence in my life. stop using big words to sound intelligent.”
something ignorant people say to compliment another on their outstanding usage of sat-esque words, while simultaneously degrading themselves for their lack of a modest vocabulary.
you’re essay had a lot of big words on it, didn’t get to read all of it, but i gave you an a anyways.
a word used to make yourself sound smart. this usually bites you in the -ss, however, and you sound like a dumb-ss trying to sound smart.
guy 1: “so, i auscultated that you luxuriate in mudkips.”
guy 2: “holy sh-t man, big words!”
-entire universe collapses into itself and both die-
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