bigfoot


a bigfoot or sasquatch is a large hairy biped that looks somewhat human-like. bigfoot usually range from 6ft to 10ft tall.
they are believed to roam the northern u.s, canada and the santa cruz mountains in california.
“dude i saw a f-cking bigfoot man!!!”

“lay off the crack, greg!”
a hairy mythical creature that hangs out in dense forests foggy areas and areas that are just out of the cameras focus.
john said he saw big foot in the carpark
its foggy so it must be true!
1.a mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. sometimes he’ll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then h-ll take a huge hairy -ss piece of sh-t on your couch.

2.a monster truck which usually does nothing.

3.another word for a britain hose.
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1.sally:holy sh-t! someone took a huge -ss sh-t on my f-cking couch!
bob:oh sh-t b-tch! i see bigfoot outside!
sally:son of an -ss b-tch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this…
bob:wow…he’s hairy.
sally:that f-cker ate all my d-mn ice cream as well.

2.oh sh-t! bigfoot just ran over skippy the clown

3.i just got done sucking off of your brother’s bigfoot. it was refreshing.
1. where one person physically staggers around in an unco-ordinated way whilst vomiting (due to ingestion of copius amounts of alcohol) – named for it’s astounding visual likeness to alleged video footage of the sasquatch known in northern america as “bigfoot” who roams around in the same unco-ordinated manner

2. a large man-ape that roams around the pacific northwest of the united states of america. believed to be an earlier stage of mankind.

3. name given to people with larger-than-average feet (depending on their height)
1. a: “dude, i got soo hammered at the club, as soon as i got out, i went bigfoot on the sidewalk”

2. woman in newsroom: “oh god! smells like bigfoot’s d-ck!”

3. i have size 15 shoes even though i’m only 6’2″. my mates call me bigfoot. . . . . then i get out my gun.
see rosie o’donnell.

big, ugly beast.
bigfoot speaking on the view: “blahblahblah”
often known as the “missing link” bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.
north america: sasqaush
asia: yeti
the phillipines: kapre
international hide-and-seek champion last rumored to have been spotted in north america. most believe he is a humanoid creature covered in fur. it is not uncommon for people to dress up and pretend to be this creature for the sake of hoax videos but due to the skill of the hide-and-seek judges and their ability to detect a false compet-tor, big foot remains in first place.
random person
“i see big foot!”

hide-and-seek judge
“no you don’t.”

-bam margera runs away still wearing a gorilla suit-

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