Bike Envy
when a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and l-sts after another friend’s newly purchased bike!
car: i love my road bike!!
kirk: car, i just bought a 2010 giant tcr road bike, check it out!
car: oh! wonderful! awesome! great! -starting to feel bike envy-
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