Bike Molester


bmx riders…they do crazy -ss stunts on their bikes and it looks like they’re killing the d-mn thing.
fruitbooter: yo woodpusher, get the h-ll out the way.
woodpusher: naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
bike molester: this is fkn wicked!!
fruitbooter: get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!

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