Bike Ride


a s-x position when the female(person on top) puts on a motorcycle helmet and gloves and rides the p-n-s as if they were on a motor bike;along with that they make sound effects like a motorcycle
d-mn last night i was giving my girlfriend a bike ride.
a code term used for closet gay men to enlist other closet gay men into having gay b-tt s-x with them. this term usually precedes phrases such as “i’m so happy!”
happy meaning “gay” or “the feeling you have after a great f-ck.”
guy #1: anyone want to go on a bike ride with me?
guy #2: nah, man i’m good.
guy #3: that would be fantastic!

a half hour later

guy#1: i’m so happy right now!!
guy#3: this is the happiest i’ve ever been!
when you’re cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your v-lv- (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation
if was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that
a lsd trip, from the legendary bike ride done by albert hoffman
“im going on a bike ride later”

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