Bike Thief


this is one of the few aggressive s-xual manuevers available to women. it occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. after she -rg-sms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his b-n-r in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. this causes the man a great deal of pain, as b-n-rs are not meant to be broken.
i got mine and this mother f-cker slapped my -ss too hard so i gave him the bike thief and broke his b-n-r in half.

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