Bill Clinton Paradox
top definition
the paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don’t count receiving oral s-x as cheating (“i did not have s-xual relations with that woman.”) but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a sl-t.
guys, if bjs don’t count as s-x, and you’re not cheating, she can’t be a sl-t, ok?
what, he called -you- a sl-t for giving him head after you went out?
yeah, it’s that whole bill clinton paradox going on. i gave head, but he only received it.
how f-cking lame.
completely not worth it.
agreed.
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