Bill Murray Story


bill murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including ghostbusters, groundhogs day, and caddyshack.

a bill murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing bill murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, “no one will ever believe you” and walking away.
a bill murray story-

my freshman year of college, i was hanging out with some friends playing halo 2 in my dorm. sure enough, i hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. as i open the curtains and look out, there was bill murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. he turned around and looked at me, and mouthed ‘no one will ever believe you’ before climbing out of sight.

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