Bill O’Reilly


another word for cr-p, t-rd, sh-t etc…
i stepped in some bill o’reilly.

can someone help me get this bill o’reilly off of my shoe?
completely ignorant white male who thinks he knows everything. almost comical diction when is he cutting liberal commentators off and sweet-talking the conservatives. also, he likes to make every controversial issue black and white, when in fact issues labeled “controversial” imply that it has already been determined that there is no black and white answer. this man does not have a clue about the world.
bill o’reilly has to repeat everyday that he is “fair and balanced”, because his extreme neo-conservative bias is apparent everyday.
pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. claims to be neutral, unbiased, and “looking out” for the everyday american, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is pr-ne to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). a joke of a journalist rivaled only by geraldo rivera, the “debate” content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the aclu opposes religious displays in government buildings.
look, jack-ss, if you need this pr-ck doing your thinking for you, you’ve got bigger problems than saving up for that bill o’reilly mug.
1. any frumpy over-60 white male who loves a large d-ld- up his -ss while talking dirty to employees on the phone.
2. to cram a large d-ld- up your -ss while having phone s-x.
“honey can you repeat that? i wanna do a “bill o’reilly” for the full effect.”
douchbag. tw-t. sissy c-nt.
bill o’reilly is a douchbag.
a person who doesn’t know his -ss from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the american public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to -ssume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

see also: -n-l retentive
propoganist
bullsh-t artist
after watching only a few of bill’s shows, i detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullsh-t coming from my television}
a very dumb, racist, h-m-phob cracker who molests women and probably little boyys too. thinks he is god. needs to get a shape-up relly badly.
hi my name is bill o’reilly but u can just call me the dumbest sh-t on earth.

in the words of ludacris “hi mr. o’reilly. don’t forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey

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