Billy Mayes
the coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the t.v.
billy mayes here with another fantastic product!
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man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.
“dude i miss billy mayes.” “sorry what was that?”
“buy oxyclean!! it takes the tough stains out!!
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