bingo dobber
when one withdraws his c-ck from a menstruation infested v-g-n- and covers her face with the after effects like a bingo card.
justin was pounding veronica with his ‘bingo dobber’ (c-ck), veronica said take it easy i’m on my period, justin pulls his c-ck out slams it on veronica’s face five times and yells “bingo b-tch”.
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