bio-illogical clock
the unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of sp-wning parasitical offspring.
as sure as summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.
the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
“it’s sat-rday, go back to sleep!”
“i can’t, it’s my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again.”
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