Biological Dorito


a term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother f-cker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting “you ate my biological dorito” dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
biological apple
biological cake
biological sandwich
ect….
you:-bites off a chip-
you:-drops the chip-
motherf-cker:-takes chip and shoves it in face-
you:”i bit that you know…”
motherf-cker:”so?!”
you:”it was in my mouth..”
motherf-cker:” i dont care.”
you:”b-st-rd you ate my biological dorito.”
motherf-cker:”god, i feel sick.”

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