bird shitivity
the theory of why birds sh-t all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you p-ss them off they will sh-t all over everything of yours and your neighbors.
beth: i have this theory of why the birds are sh-tting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are p-ssed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird sh-tivity.
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