Birdgasm
1. to be aroused by the mating rituals and/or calls of a yellow red billed hornbill
2. to have s-xual thoughts and/or excitement with a very large seagull
3. bird feeder s-x
” i had my first african birdgasm at the local watering hole today.”
“dude, aren’t they the best?”
“f-ck yeah, i was so aroused by its mating calls”
completing a level of angry birds with only one bird and flipping a sh-t about it.
john: ohh ohh yes yes! f-ck yeah!
paul: what happened?
john: i bet the level with only one bird!
paul: and you had to have a birdgasm about it?
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