birkenjock


a subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, h-rny, abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. “birkenjocks” differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically -ssociated with a more liberal lifestyle, like phish, dave matthews band, pearl jam, bob marley, and 311.
“brah, i got so drunk last night at the alpha sigma party, and i totally f-cked this chick from the omegas. i don’t even know her name! anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some dmb?”

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