Birth Control Hug
a hug given very awkwardly. when giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.
person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- d-mn that sucks. birth control hugs don’t count.
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