a slang term used to refer to a woman’s v-g-n-.
jason: trisha finally let me get some action last night!
chloe: oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
jason: ya… she’s probably pregnant.
when using words that sound similar to the intended word. while similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. a bi-product of the sharf bloodline. ex: welp! they started up the cornbine. the sharfism is “cornbine” which should have been “combine” which is a reference to […]
- florida mob
any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people. did you go to that music festival? it was a real florida mob.
hillda is a kind person usually with children. she always calls people and want to talk all the time in the car. she is a s-xy chick. hillda just called me again.
- peace steal
when you let activities or people to distract you from fulfilling your dream or god-given destiny. ian decided to put up some boundaries against any peace steal that will prevent him from getting a thousand definitions on urban dictionary before his 50th birthday.
the condition resulting from spending too much time without music, or listening to anything by a king/queen of “pop”; the immediate result upon hearing the crooning crazy yelling screeching stupid characters of reality tv dude 1: dude what’s that putrid smell and why are you such a fricking mopey sloth? dude 2: soulrot. my wife […]