Birth Turd


when you have to take a sh-t and the t-rd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

women always b-tch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

however when your -ss is breaking apart from a rock hard t-rd, its pretty much the same feeling.
jesus i just had to sh-t a birth t-rd.

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