giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting f*cked in the *ss by a d*ck covered in candle wax
man: hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
woman: what’s birthc-
can be a noun, verb, or adjective. can be used to subsitiute either of the above. noun: hey did you see that bloche? verb: yea i bloched it really good. adjective: jeffery is a stupid bloche.
- mind flowing
a term for when one is so captivated by something or someone, that their concentration lapses and they drift off in a euphoric daydream. usually occurs when bored however, if the source of captivation is strong enough it may happen anywhere. olivier: “yo man, how was your weekend?” yugo: “it was great cheers man, i […]
- yeet skrrt
verb. the process of hurriedly leaving the scene after seeing something undesirable; when you nope af and you gotta yeet skrrt “where were you at the party last night???” “sorry bro, i saw my ex and had to yeet skrrt outta there real fast.”
when a person stops responding to your texts because they started taking a nap. person 1: hey, you never responded to my text. person 2: yes i did. i sent you a napchat. person 1: huh? i didn’t get anything?? person 2: exactly. snapchats taken directly before, after, or during a nap. often sent by […]