birthday cake sprinkles
the act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.
ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? i will be eating the piece on the far back corner… the safety zone… i didn’t ask for kid spit with my cake.
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