Birthday Cleaning
when you receive a facebook message telling you of your “friends” birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you “unfriend” them.
“dude, i got a facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who i f-cking hate. so, i did some birthday cleaning. happy birthday d-cks!
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