Birthday present
the act of a female performing oral s-x on a male, aka, a bl-wj-b.
dude, kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;
(n) alcohol
let’s go get alex a birthday present.
the ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. this song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarr-ssment. when performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.
the ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.
if led zeppelin came to town they’d just -have- to perform ‘stairway to heaven’, it’s their birthday present!
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