Birthday rocks


(n) the act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.
john: hey brad, happy birthday!
brad: thanks john! uh, what are you-
john: birthday rocks!
— john punches brad in the arm 22 times.
brad: agh! hey! i’m 21!
john: 1 for good luck!

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