birthend
a weekend celebration of the day of the birth (i.e the day you escaped your mother’s wretched womb and escaped out of her v-g-n-) because your birthday happens to fall on a weekend, usually friday thru sunday, but could be extended due to holidays, such as the birthend. someone independently wealthy or at least pretty-much employed even extend it to a birthmonth.
“this weekend is my birthend, so i plan on being intoxicated all weekend, including mlk day because of the holiday.”
“i’m hoping to get laid this weekend, since its my birthend and all.”
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