Biscuit Loaf


noun. a very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
d-mn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother f-cker. how’d he even get in those clothes.

bro, we’re not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

hey b-tch t-ts biscuit loafer, there’s a wal-mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. they even have a parking lot and candy so your fat -ss doesn’t have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.

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