Biscuit Snatcher
one who goes out looking for a piece of -ss but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.
todd is such a biscuit sn-tcher i can’t stand it. every time we go to the bar and i want to hook up with a hot chick he c-ck blocks me and takes her home. what a d-ck.
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