a pepto bismol margarita.
i really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!
friends that occasionally makeout like a fwb with out s*x. after my recent breakup with my girlfriend, i’m in the need of a ftom.
1) when you start your sentence with a yes and realize mid-sentence it’s going to be a no. 2) when you know the answer is no and you sarcastically say yes first. 1) chris: “i will get that report to you by friday boss. yabuno, i’m taking friday off.” 2) sean: “tim, do you want […]
someone who liked drake before hotlinebling 😂 i am a drapster because i liked drake before hotlinebling
a women’s v*g*n* that is very wet and smelly. dude, i totaly went down on her before, and she reeked of swampbush.