Bissellbody
a person who stands too close to you in a public setting when there is no explanation or reason why. they will do this in a setting that does not warrant close squishing of people, i.e. a park, an empty store. since they are in a sense “sucking themselves” as close to you as possible, they are named a bissellbody aka (hoover man) (vac stander).
a: someone who must be in your face to have a conversation with you, and even when you back up during their sentence, they move in close again and fix the situation to make it an awkwardly close distance.
b: you are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and bam!…..there is a person literally on your b-tt cheeks, and there is n-body behind them!!……..and the store is empty!!!….why must he/she do this!!?? they are acting like a bissellbody!
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