Bistandard


a bis-xual that has high standards
-sshole: yo, that bi chick would do any guy or girl!
guy: naw man, she has bi-standards
-sshole: what does that mean?
guy: f-ck you!
bistandard is a metal band based out of los angeles, ca the group was formed in october of 2005 by drummer mo diggs and singer/guitarist jeff settles. b-ssist chino levario joined the group in 2006 and lead guitarist joe daniels was with the band in 2007-2008. lead guitarist scott higgins joined bistandard in late 2008 and is currently the newest member of bistandard. bistandard is influenced by many great bands and other music genres such as machine head, slayer, sepultura, soulfy, avenged sevenfold, killswitch engage and genres such as metal, rock, cl-ssic rock, hip-hop, jazz, country, opera, and anything else you can think of.
bistandard means double standard.

check out bistandard at ww.mysp-ce.com/bistandard
a very uncommon misspelling of “bystander”, used occasionally by benevolent wichitans.

also, could be a euphemism referring to bis-xuality. this is not confirmed as of yet.
“…there were innocent bi-standards…”

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