Bisto


alternative to gravy.
jamay: “hows it going foo?”
jago: “its aaaaaall bisto”
the process of sh-tting yourself in a jacuzzi.
everyone get out of the tub! andy’s just done a bisto!!
a fart. to be used in the expression “ah, bisto” inferring relief at the p-ssing of some aromatic wind.

origin: bisto adverts. the family sit down to eat and one member of the family (following a deep inhalation through the nose) expresses their delight at the smell provided by the gravy, by exclaiming: “ah, bisto”.
q “did you just let one go?”

a “ah, bisto!”
another word for great.
1:hows younz?
2:ret bistoo mayte, younz?
1:ret good pal.
2:sarrwnd.
dirty scouse person who finds it hard to comprehend the english language
person a-where are you from?
person b- ellsmere port, its on the wirral
person a- dirty f-ckin bisto sh-t

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