bistroteque
a trendy restaurant where decor and social scene take precedence to quality of food and service. bistroteques are easily identified by music, lighting, and furnishings designed to distract diners from sub-par cuisine. bistroteque menus often feature a range of fusion and “cl-ssic yet ironic” items such as meatloaf, and mac and cheese.
elmo, on seventh avenue in manhattan, is the epitome of a bistroteque.
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