bitch coffee


99% of the coffee sold at starbucks.
b-tch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. coffee with cream and sugar is b-tch coffee. coffee with milk or anything in it is b-tch coffee. mochas and lattes are as b-tchiest as they get.
jake orders a cup of coffee. brad does the same.
once their coffees are done, brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. jake, however, starts drinking his black.

brad: dude, aren’t you going to put anything in your coffee?!
jake: nah. i don’t drink b-tch coffee.
brad: that’s hardcore.
jake: yeah.

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