bitch drinks

any -ssortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. derived from the female term barbie drinks. when consumed by a male (either hetero/h-m-s-xual), it takes it’s masculine form of ‘b-tch drinks’, as to seem more insulting. these drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.
bacardi breezer, mike’s hard lemonade, smirnoff twist, etc.

i was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but i saw he had been drinking b-tch drinks all night! i think he might be a friend of dorothy.
an alcoholic beverage favored by women that often has a fruity/sweet flavor. men who drink these are often referred to as p-ssys. these drinks take forever to get you drunk and the hangover the next morning may or may not kill you.
at a party we see 10 men having rye and c-ke, insert charley with a smirnoff twisted rasberry drink.
“yo man! look!! charley’s sipping a b-tch drink”
“what does that mke you, charley? a b-tch?”
-charley runs away crying into the bathroom-
an alcoholic beverage favored by women that often has a fruity/sweet flavor. men who drink these are often referred to as p-ssys. these drinks take forever to get you drunk and the hangover the next morning may or may not kill you.
at a party we see 10 men having rye and c-ke, insert charley with a smirnoff twisted rasberry drink.
“yo man! look!! charley’s sipping a b-tch drink”
“what does that mke you, charley? a b-tch?”
-charley runs away crying into the bathroom-