Bitch, I bought you lobster!


men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. a way of telling a woman that she doesn’t appreciate all the things her partner does.
susan: “jesus, jeremie! how hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?”
jeremie: “b-tch, i bought you lobster!”

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