Bitch Moment


a point in time where the word “b-tch” is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb -ss sh-t to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is -ssumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
all of these can be cl-ssified as b-tch moments:

1.-fred talking to badilak on the phone-
fred-“man we cant get on the internet.its cut off”
badilak-“why what did it say?”
fred-“…b-tch”
2.-devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices-
devin-“how much are your dippin dots?”
fred an i to ourselves while laughing -sses off-“…b-tch”
3.-fred walking through mall-
random lady-“you should pull your pants up”
fred-“…b-tch”
4.-fred an i are loading a bowl-
-fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit-
me-“…b-tch!”
when someone gets so totally destroyed, physically or verbally, that you just have to say the word b-tch.
b-tch moment’s

physically
john: imma kick your -ss, you p-ssy!
jack: like you could.
-john throws a punch, jack doges and punch’s him in the face once, knocking him out. as jack is walking away-
jack: b-tch.

verbally 1
john: i play rugby.
jack: rugby is spanish, it means “he who dropped the soap”.
someone in the crowd: b-tch.

verbally 2
john: your a duster! no skills at all!
jack: i don’t know, your sister seems to enjoy my skills… b-tch.
a point in time where the word “b-tch” is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb -ss sh-t to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is -ssumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.-fred talking to badilak on the phone-
fred-“man we cant get on the internet.its cut off”
badilak-“why what did it say?”
fred-“…b-tch”
2.-devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices-
devin-“how much are ur dippin dots?”
fred an i to ourselves while laughing -sses off-“…b-tch”
3.-fred walking through mall-
random lady-“you should pull your pants up”
fred-“…b-tch”
4.-fred an i are loading a bowl-
-fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit-
me-“…b-tch!”

all of these b-tch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
a point in time where the word “b-tch” is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb -ss sh-t to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is -ssumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.-fred talking to badilak on the phone-
fred-“man we cant get on the internet.its cut off”
badilak-“why what did it say?”
fred-“…b-tch”
2.-devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices-
devin-“how much are ur dippin dots?”
fred an i to ourselves while laughing -sses off-“…b-tch”
3.-fred walking through mall-
random lady-“you should pull your pants up”
fred-“…b-tch”
4.-fred an i are loading a bowl-
-fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit-
me-“…b-tch!”

all of these b-tch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.

a point in time where the word “b-tch” is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb -ss sh-t to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is -ssumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.-fred talking to badilak on the phone-
fred-“man we cant get on the internet.its cut off”
badilak-“why what did it say?”
fred-“…b-tch”
2.-devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices-
devin-“how much are ur dippin dots?”
fred an i to ourselves while laughing -sses off-“…b-tch”
3.-fred walking through mall-
random lady-“you should pull your pants up”
fred-“…b-tch”
4.-fred an i are loading a bowl-
-fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit-
me-“…b-tch!”

all of these b-tch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
a point in time where the word “b-tch” is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb -ss sh-t to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is -ssumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
all of these can be cl-ssified as b-tch moments:

1.-fred talking to badilak on the phone-
fred-“man we cant get on the internet.its cut off”
badilak-“why what did it say?”
fred-“…b-tch”
2.-devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices-
devin-“how much are your dippin dots?”
fred an i to ourselves while laughing -sses off-“…b-tch”
3.-fred walking through mall-
random lady-“you should pull your pants up”
fred-“…b-tch”
4.-fred an i are loading a bowl-
-fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit-
me-“…b-tch!”

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