bitch muffin


sone one who acts like such a b-tch (see b-tch) that you want to take a huge m-ffin and shove it up their -ss.
marshall stop being such a godd-mn b-tch m-ffin!
a confusing, endearing/insulting name given to someone that you really like, but who occasionally p-sses you off. everyone hates b-tches, but everyone loves m-ffins. b-tchm-ffin.
brian: “yo that girl nicole is such a b-tchm-ffin”
rett: “yeah, i love her like m-ffins, but she can go buckwild sometimes”
a small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a b-tchy att-tude and takes pleasure in judging other people’s appearance.
that tiny b-tch m-ffin just judged my outfit. i feel self-conscious now.

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