Bitch scarf
noun given to a women receiving such rigorous c-nn-l-ng-s that her legs wrap around the pleaser’s head like a warm scarf.
rigby: im guessing your date last night went well. margaret seems happy.
mordecai: yeah, it only took a couple of drinks before i made her my b-tch scarf.
noun:
1. similar to ‘-sshat’, but slightly more crude;
2. a scarf for b-tches;
3. a b-tch that is worn as a scarf (legs around the neck, possibly).
michael: we went to in-n-out today.
ryan: you godd-mn b-tchscarf, you went without me again!?
michael: don’t tell me how to live my life.
ryan: i’m taking you out of my will.
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