Bitch Theory
the recent observance over time of the changing definition/usage of the term “b-tch”. specifically, b-tch theory describes the change from the word b-tch being derogatory, to it being a term for coolness, much like the change in the definition/usage of “n-gg-” in recent times.
note:
1. females use the term b-tch to demonstrate coolness amongst themselves.
2. if a male calls a female a b-tch it is seen as unacceptable or derogatory by females and males.
3. a less direct term females use in place of b-tch is “bitty(s)” or “bittie(s)”.
the b-tch theory is basically a new double-standard.
b-tch theory in action:
example 1: female: “i’m a hot b-tch! :)”
example 2: female to females: “c’mon b-tches, let’s go clubbbin’ ! ”
females: “yeaa b-tches! <3" example 3: male to female: "your a hot b-tch! :)" female to male: "watch the language bud." the theory that b-tch can be added to the end of any english sentence and always make sense. examples of b-tch theory: 1. hey, b-tch! 2. what's up, b-tch? 3. suck my d-ck, b-tch! 4. wanna see a movie with me, b-tch? 5. i got fired from my job, b-tch. 6. you're a b-tch. 7. i downloaded the newest itunes update, it's a b-tch. 8. b-tch!
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