Bitches Before Hitches


when your girlfriends win out over your spouse. holla!
listen, hubby, i may have said “i do”, but she’s my bo. she’s right, you’re wrong and i got her back. b-tches before hitches, aight? now step off!

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  • Bitch i'm rollin

    having some sort of illegal fun. usually occuring at some type of party… normally involving alcohol or recreactional drug use. 1: “i’m having a party tonight, you commin?” 2: “b-tch i’m rollin?” 1: “is you might be?” ha!

  • Bitch striping

    where some people get together and corner aother woman who they deem a b-tch and pull all her close off and turn her loose in public and leave her to her own devices. often done by other women because the b-tch stole there boyfriends, been snoty to them ect. you want a go b-tch striping […]

  • Bitchtard

    combination of the term b-tch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and r-t-rd, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things. definition: a whiny and b-tchy person who is constantly acting like a r-t-rd. jessica simpson a combination of b-tch and r-t-rd. best if said matter-of factly […]

  • Bitchy Man

    a man who b-tches, nags, whines, complains, and criticizes on a constant basis about trivial cr-p. you know, that guy who reminds you of the biggest b-tchy woman you’ve ever met, only he’s a “b-tchy man”.

  • bitchytarian

    person who is extremely picky about how his/her food looks and taste. jenny will never eat here, she is a b-tchytarian by choice.


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