Bitchfork
1) (noun) a sad existence. a leech with no musical taste that listens to every thing that the wannbe-hipster hotspot, pitchfork.com, gives an 8.3 or higher.
2) (verb; to b-tchfork) to flame people for their musical taste, if the respective artist was not given an 8.3 or higher on pitchfork.
1) b-tchfork: omg have you heard the new sunset rubdown alb-m, it’s absolutely brilliant. 8.3 / 10!!! the greek allusions are so down to earth and not pretentious. oh, did i forget to mention i love animal collective.
normal person: what a b-tchfork.
2) douche: omg, i don’t think that there are enough greek allusions in the new peter, bjorn & john alb-m. it’s so mainstream indie, and behind the times. animal collective ,however, rules!
person 1: what is going on
person 2: leave him alone, he’s just b-tchforking.
the act of simultanously fisting two women
i saw this movie once where a guy full on b-tchforked these two chicks
a fork with a b-tch on it. can be used for s-xual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. the fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world’s biggest fork. the b-tch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.
1.(appears at someone’s house with b-tchfork) you did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you tw-t! i was you in the f-cking cold for an hour! and you didn’t show up! baah dye my hair pink now or have this b-tchfork at your house forever!!!
2. oh yeaaah you b-tchfork that’s the spot
3. i had such a bad day today! good thing i have this b-tchfork to take my anger out on -shoots in kneecap-
4. -doogy humps b-tchfork on corner of street-
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