Bitchionary


a dictionary of b-tch quotes, sayings, and reb-ttals that a b-tch may use in the event that she is disrespected.
“if that hoe says another word to me, i’m going to whip out my b-tchionary and put her in her basic b-tch place”
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a scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
linda: once again betsy beat me playing words with friends on the iphone. i think she cheated.
mary: why do you think that?
linda: she got the word oxazepam.
mary: i didn’t even know that was a word.
linda: yeah, will now i know she’s a total b-tchionary.
a dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of b-tches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade cl-ssroom at a charter school in washington, d.c.:
dirty dumb -ss b-tches
fishy b-tches
can’t keep a man b-tch
hoochie looking b-tches
ain’t got no d-mn sense b-tches
instigating b-tches
funky looking b-tches
staring in your face b-tches
crazy b-tches
nappy tender headed b-tches
booty shorts wearing b-tches
stanky fishy coochie smelling b-tches
tomboy b-tches
stanky b-tt b-tches
greedy b-tches
slimy grimy b-tches
psycho b-tches
geekin’ b-tches
goofy looking b-tches
triflin’ b-tches
sk-nky b-tches
mugging b-tches
sloppy b-tches
conceited b-tches
jealous b-tches
c´mon… she is not that rare, just look at the b-tchionary and you´ll find her type!

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