bitchmonkey


many species of monkeys are known for their sh-t flinging capabilities. b-tches can be anyone of offensive nature. therefore the b-tchmonkey is someone who throws their sh-t at you just to make you miserable. in the instance of the b-tchmonkey the sh-t is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual sh-t.
“that b-tchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the chuck-e-cheese in front of everyone.”
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a women’s ultimate frisbee team located at james madison university in harrisonburg, virginia.
that chick is one h-ll of a b-tch monkey.
the b-tch monkeys can party like its n-body’s business.
an idiot who is p-sses you off all the time.
dustin is my dude, but he’s still a b-tch monkey.
a really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. this person usually has no idea that no one likes them.
i couldn’t sleep because i could hear the b-tch monkey existing in the other room.
a person who without provication continually annoys others. someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.
“shut up you stupid b-tch monkey!”
an insult you throw at little annoying people
michael: mooses are cool
matt: shut up you b-tch monkey!
michael: i love mooses
matt: shut the f-ck up
s-x slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask ’em to,
milhouse is bart’s b-tch monkey

that s-xy boy is going to be my b-tch monkey
your my b-tch monkey

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