bitchnap


(noun) : a brief period of sleep that helps to remedy a cranky or b-tchy mood, especially during the day

(intransitive verb) : to sleep briefly when one is in a bad mood
(noun): my cranky wife needs a b-tchnap.

(intransitive verb): i’m going to b-tchnap so that i’m not in such a bad mood when i wake up.
1 more definition
to kidnap a person you really hate and has b-tch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
past tense: b-tchnapped
tom-“tonight, we’re gonna b-tchnap that freaking slore(sl-t wh-r-).”
tim- “why?”
tom- “because she gave you a b.”
tim- “oh yeah… f-ck that slore!!”

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