Bitchumptions


the uncanny talent young females have to make b-tchy -ssumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. also better defined as blowing sh-t way out of proportion.
“i think the other shoes look better.” – guy

“oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?” – b-tch

“woman, stop with the b-tchumptions before you get skull f-cked.” – guy

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