a creature, one of most hidious proportions. constanly doing things, many times randomly and annoyingly. a bizsek is a parasite that leaches on to others, but only to borrow their dvds. -precious dvds- also a bizek can cause extrem r-t-rdedness when exposed to long enough.
1-h-llo(man) rahhahah derr derr (bizsek) omg(man) ::humping noises:: man explodes in a cloud of flesh and blood.
2-omg(lady)::bizsek breaths in face:: ::lady’s face peels off::
3-hey get out of those trees(man) derrrrr (bizsek) ::jumps from tree killing man:: ::world implodes::
-4-“the sweat mixed with the left over cr-p in my -ss, and when my boxers rode up it smeared it.”
–famous quote from the bizsek
an living sac of infectious diseases that lives only in the darkest cracks of extremely fat and ugly women, for that is its only home. no light can escape from the bizsek! its g-sses are more powerful then any poisonous chemical. also, whoever goes near the bizsek becomes r-t-rded, like the bizsek.
1-waoh! look out for teh bizsek!
2-ack! i touched the bizsek, now i have cancer.
3-durr, after i touched the bizsek i’v become r-t-rded.
- bizzle whomped
similar to pwned or owned, but used when referring to your self. guy who sucks at video games: d-mn i just got bizzle whomped
a 20 year old person with an afro who protects leelousters and thedragons. this person also sticks up people right outside of mcdonalds with a broken chardonnay bottle. he loves licking mens sweaty underwear and makes 14 year olds happy in their special places “mommy, a bl1nd licked me last night” screamed derek. “what a […]
- black book
an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies’ phonenumber,address and stuff my black book is so much bigger than urs man graffiti book used for sketching. normally specialized black books have smoother pages than normal paper. there are loads of dope pieces in my black book. black books is a hilarious telivision […]
a female who has black hair, thus not being able to be -ssociated with the brunettes. d-mn. if i don’t dye my hair soon, i will remain a blackette for the next few months.
- blackfoot virginity
a code word originating from the misspelling of backdoor virginity for -n-l s-x. isabel: soo did you hear about victoria she totally lost her blackfoot virginity outside that club last night johnny: d-mnnnn id tap that sl-t