B’jankity
a word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. it can be used in the place of fubar, lame , f-cked up and/or r-t-rded. for example, instead of saying “my brother is being a dumb lame jerk” you would say “my brother is being b’jankty”. because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b’jankity) and to pr-nounce it correctly (buh-jane-kuh-tee).
the word originated around the avon, in area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
“holycr-p, that test was freaking b’jankity!”
“dude, that was a lame–ss b’jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday.”
“wtf happened to your head?! your hair is all b’jankity”
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