BJM


acronym for “bl-w j-b machine.” typically -ssociated with a s-xually promiscuous female. additionally, this term is used in the adjective form as a t-tle.

note: “bjm” may not necessarily be limited to a frequent provider of oral intercourse. it may include v-g-n-l and -n-l as well.
example 1: she sucked off 3 men in one night? what a bjm!

example 2: bjm candice just hooked up with your younger brother, better get him tested!
acronym for bl-w j-b machine. a bjm is someone who is known for giving head and doing it well.
dude i hooked up with the bjm last night. it was awesome.
stands for ban junk mail; a piece of white trash
he is such a bjm

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